Ill Met By Moonlight — I've said it before but do you think there was a...

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I've said it before but do you think there was a shepherd in bumfuck wherever, 1524 carefully breeding his sheep for maximum wool production and minimal genetic defects while looking over the hill to the lavish castle where the reigning monarch with radical early onset dementia and six nipples was actively boning his lopsided first-cousin/niece, and do you think he knew how fucked up that was or was he just like "well, they're God's chosen"

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this is one of the posts of all time