[mrspider]

i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

[mrspider]

mrs piggy for the virgin mary. jesus is the only human in the entire movie. gonzo as john the baptist. beaker as lazurus. thers so much to work with here

[mrspider]

animal was at the passion of the christ

[mrspider]

i know we have the eagle guy as pontius pilate but how do we feel about the two old guys

[leah-aquatique]

the penitent and impenitent thieves

[mrspider]

statler and woldorf “sinner? i barely know ‘er!” while nailed on a cross tell me you dont want to see that. tell me.

[wongbal]

“Isn’t this the worst pain you’ve ever felt?”

“Second-worst. I’m in this movie aren’t I?”

“DOHHHH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO”