Spock: I will never quite understand [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival]. Fascinating.
Data: I have been attempting to achieve [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival] but my attempts thus far have been unsuccessful. I have written a poem to express my disappointment.
Odo: You solids never fail to amaze me with your constant need to do [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival]. (Odo then does the thing 2 seasons later)
EMH: I have expanded my programme to do [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival] and I have now won several interplanetary awards for doing it so well.
Seven of Nine: [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival] is pointless.
Phlox: [basic and obvious thing humans do for reasons of social and physical survival] is hilarious, can I watch you do it while I take notes?
