having a fun friday looking back at some of my star trek tags
- #big riker milkers
- #every morning quark’s wardrobe chose violence
- #bi riker or ‘biker’ if you will is much more important
- #i mean riker was on a klingon ship for 0.005 seconds and a klingon woman announced she was going to jump his bones
- #riker was tonguing worf’s ridges as soon as he heard the words ‘men kiss’
- #and he used worf’s strap-on to do it
- #everybody who meets picard ends up with a dead wife
- #suck on that jean luc
- #it wasn’t his obsidian order implant it was the aggravation of having to watch quark mix horizonal stripes with leopard print day after day
- #'hello luffy my name is elim garak and i work for cp9’
- #w-when will Bashir-senpai notice me??
- #ah yes better give myself the most magnum dong in the quadrant
- #so now on top of everything else the bajoran vedek assembly is excommunicating sisko for blasphemy
- #i thought 'why are all these clones of mccoy surrounding jim kirk as he pees
- #worf i’d like you to meet the woman who fucked me to death
- #GIVE. WORF. A JETPACK.
- #they probably hooked the orb of time up to the holomatrix so they could go back and fight khan noonien singh or something
- #cbs please give us a miniseries about molly and kyoshi o'brien dealing with their family curse
- #imagine being trapped in the delta quadrant and the only version of cats you have access to is the 2019 movie
- #when u order ur captain picard from wish
- #not that i give af what gene thinks
- #after all we got to see all of its terrible 1960s takes on gender
- #some discussion of michael that isn’t just blatant racism
- #dr. b’s foot fetish strikes again
- #how the hell did voyager still manage to have more lines by men???
- #the *real* miracle tech of star trek isn’t the transporters or warp drive#it’s their flawless voice recognition systems
- #yeah but you also got your ass whooped by 2 ferengi carrying medieval swords
- #star trek is absurd enough it doesn’t need a giant buddha running starfleet thank you very much
- #she was a wagon#(she had wheels you see)
- #some people just see a lizard with marc alaimo’s voice and go bug wild#and that’s valid
- #that awkward moment when your former boss killed your new boss’s wife#while possessed by robo zombies
- #the captain looks at me funny because i’m the reincarnation of his recently deceased best friend#my past life’s klingon ex-husband gets upset if i try to date#and OH YEAH there’s a murderer in my head advising me to kill people with this prototype teleportation rifle
- #i too must acknowledge that problematic outfit yes but also seven very beautiful hnnngh
- #they fight all the time but they also consider it foreplay so like? i guess they’re just constantly flirting with each other 24/7
- #has like 30 planets that are all identical to earth except everyone is gangsters nazis etc#and aliens who die if they don’t get laid every 7 years#don’t take them too seriously
- #disco misses the mark in some ways#but holy god can we talk about *that* instead of your crippling fear of feminism#please i just want to have one (1) conversation about the show that doesn’t involve the word 'sjws’
- #i’m a vulcan kinny now i guess
- #michael singing 'let it go’ as she flies around in her angel suit
- #tilly hitting osyraa with a frying pan
- #poor sweet neelix would just go see the funny singing cat movie with zero clue that he’s supposed to mock it or hate it
- #LET HIM HAVE WEIRD TENTACLE SEX YOU COWARDS
i cannot choose a favourite
most of these I can vaguely recall the context behind but I must admit “big Riker milkers” has me stumped
