Ill Met By Moonlight — imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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violetsandshrikes

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imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus

spiritarrow

geologist, following the attack:

"and THIS IS WHY i am a GEOLOGIST, not a MARINE BIOLOGIST"

sapphicfolch

there are many disadvantages to being a marine biologist