A Tiki bar but instead of appropriating Oceanic cultures and religions, it’s all Garbled Catholic Iconography.
Me *points to cherub*: can you make that but hollow so I can fill it with Mai Tais?
The walls are covered in Lorem Ipsum but if anyone asks, all the staff say it’s a sacred, mystical text.
Bar snacks are all shaped like communion wafers, but, like, salted
You stick your tongue out and a waiter in short shorts and a Roman collar gently places one onion ring on your tongue.
Mini crucifixes instead of drink umbrellas
fun fact: there’s literally a bar with this exact theme in vancouver called hail mary’s! it’s catholic themed and there’s a confession booth and the bathroom is styled like hell
