Ill Met By Moonlight — I know I’ve said this before but vampires don’t...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

  • don’t show up on camera
  • can fly/scale walls
  • immune to bullets
  • can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
  • could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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