Ill Met By Moonlight — It's the way people woobify Elon Musk. Nobody...

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It's the way people woobify Elon Musk. Nobody talks about Bezos as if he's some precious little uwu bean. I think it would be really funny if a disgruntled Tesla worker just snuck up behind him during a tv interview and euthanized him with one of those bolt guns they use to kill pigs. Completely painless but deeply traumatic for the people watching. I think that would be good for the gamers of America.