Look here, strange men wandering around deserts impersonating lizards is no basis for a system of intelligence operations.

Executive authority is derived from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical reptilian ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme power just because you saw a chameleon do the can-can!

I mean, if I went around saying I was going to be the head of the Tal Shiar because I saw a snake shimmy around a bit, they'd put me away!