Ill Met By Moonlight — God, I fucking love Tain.

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emelye
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Let's examine the Wire from Enabran Tain's perspective. You're the head of the Obsidian Order, one of the most feared individuals in Cardassian Society even though most don't know your name. You exile your son for personal reasons. No one dares cross you in anything. One day your fucking assistant or whatever comes up like "uh. Sir? There's a Federation shuttle on its way over here without any weaponry or anything it's just... heading into Cardassian space" and you just watch bemused as this young man attempts to break into your office like it's the Space DMV and not fear you in anyway although you could literally have him killed quite legally for breaking and entering.

As he walks out of their with the information he came there to get you realize your son has either gotten with the smartest or the stupidest man you've ever met

ladyvean

God, I fucking love Tain.