DD9 Headcanon: Avid collecting is something of a Vorta eccentricity. You know, in the way that hobbies such as train/plane spotting is known for being quite an English thing, that sometimes needs to be explained to non-natives. The Vorta people are known for amassing varied collections, so large that they often eat up their living spaces. Weyoun Five, as it turns out, is no exception. You will never convince me that his car is not chockablock with just about everything on the ‘dump fodder-to-goldmine’ spectrum. His car is so full of crap, that you could barely fit a golf ball in the back. It is like a massive game of Tetris. Of course, this never stops him offering Dukat and Damar a ride when it is raining. 

Damar: You can’t expect up to squeeze both our asses on the one seat?

Five: …Well- 

Damar: No. 

Five: It is only a ten minute drive-

Damar: No. 

Five: So, you could always make yourself comfortable on Skrain’s lap. 

Damar: …Well, I’m off to catch pneumonia. Leave the papers on my desk please, Sir.