Ill Met By Moonlight — Anyways, the fact that many species of bird seem...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anyways, the fact that many species of bird seem to find humans sexually attractive in spite of not being at all closely related to us should help to keep hope alive for anyone who has ever wanted to have intercourse was a sapient alien.

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"If an ostrich wants to have sex with me, maybe...one day...a Cardassian?"

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