whenever i see garak in any scene ever i’m just like. you fucking idiot, you piece of shit i love you so much, you’re so fucking stupid. he’s my emotional support dumbass
he is the single most ridiculous character star trek has ever created and no one should ever take him seriously ever, he is the best spy cardassia ever had and he is physically incapable of stopping his face from emoting one thousand times a minute
says shit like ‘oh just something i picked up while hemming trousers’ as if there is a single person in the entire galaxy who would buy that
smiles like a dumbass because julian gives him chocolates and shows him true kindness
the idiot goes and falls in love just like that! ha, LOSER
he wants julian to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid
he waxes constantly about sentimentality as a weakness, and then proceeds to be quite possibly the most sentimental person in the entire show
“i’ve survived this long because i know when to walk away” cuts immediately to garak staying with tain as the warbird goes down because his dumbass father is too stupid to cut his losses and garak’s too stupid to get the fuck out to the point where odo needs to knock him unconscious, the idiot apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
love that dumb piece of shit
