[gigastacyy]

female influencers are like hehe iilove self care and being skinny :). male influencers are like every day i wake up at 5:00 AM and take an icy cold shower. instead of using a towel i let the wind dry me off naturally while i run for 20 miles with no music to reset my dopamine receptors. my eyes remain downcast the whole time because i must not witness anything beautiful like trees or the sunrise or else i may feel pleasure. for breakfast i consume a smoothie made from a deer heart, acid (LSD and battery), bluechew tablets, and a cocktail of off-label russian antidepressants rebranded to the western consumer as nootropics. also if you are poor, fat, or crazy i hate you and would kill you if it were legal