Ill Met By Moonlight — Hey so can you like flash me with one of those...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wongbal

wongbal asked:

Hey so can you like flash me with one of those memory things from Men In Black because it's been 3 months since you told me Garak and Rarity are the same person and I can't stop thinking about how it's basically true. Please I want my life back

garak-pussy-indulgence answered:

Sorry mate it’s the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • gay
  • trans
  • pretty blue eyes
  • calls everyone “my dear”
  • surrounded by people who constantly demand entire elaborate costumes immediately and also for free please
  • kill count unknown, possibly in the hundreds
wongbal

those are some great bullet points but that last one is an artillery shell