Ill Met By Moonlight — jbk405: aspiringwarriorlibrarian: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny

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I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

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Never meet your heroes.