everyone giggling cause picard called will “mr troi” like he wouldn’t do a little skip and hop down to the courthouse to get his name changed after marrying deanna
A classic romcom montage to fun music where Lwaxana and mr Homn looks on while Picard tries on different revealing outfits, cut with scenes of him failing to choose the right forks for different dishes.
I mean, if you think that Betazoid Ambassador Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed changed HER last name when she married Deanna’s father, you’re very clearly mistaken. Anyone marries in to the Fifth House, they take on the name of the Fifth House, and that’s all there is to it.
Also, Riker can do slutty. Slutty and proud.











