Ill Met By Moonlight — Riker really made Picard buy that fuck-me-statue....

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Riker really made Picard buy that fuck-me-statue. That really happened in canon.

Troi: The Captain is stressed, he needs a vacation.

Riker: The Captain is stressed, he needs to get laid.