[imakemywings]

“more dangerous and less wise” my ass gandalf guess who didn’t partake in any kinslaying? guess who didn’t challenge morgoth to a 1v1 and sauron to a sing-off? guess who didn’t blaze a path of destruction across middle-earth over a handful of gems and instead made a career of minding their own goddamn business that’s right, the wood elves

[imakemywings]

#thranduil drunk-texted this 

Thranduil drunk-said this at Rivendell next time he was in town for the Conference of People in Arda with Some Power to Do Things and Elrond regretted not keeping a tighter lock on the wine cellar

[meadowlarkx]

#Oh I’m less wise than the Noldor Gandalf?#Than the fucking Noldor?#Did you ever MEET Celegorm?#Do you REMEMBER the duel with Morgoth?#I’m more dangerous?#dangerously close to bitch-slapping you maybe (stealing tags from @imakemywings )

[imakemywings]

#sometimes the 3rd age was rlly just elrond and thranduil holding middle earth together with 2 paperclips and a hair band (x)

accurate