You know what I want to see more of?
‘They look like they’re twelve but are actually 5000 years old’ but they also act their age. No more immortal loli’s who act like extremely powerful little girls, I want immortal loli’s who act like old women.
I want the I-Can’t-Believe-She’s-Not-Ancient archmage to walk around in slippers and a bathrobe because it’s more comfortable. She bakes cookies for people, knits, and pinches the Hero’s cheeks because he’s just adorable.
Hundred year old vampire in the form of a ten year old boy who calls his TV the picture box, complains that I Love Lucy isn’t on anymore, smokes cigarettes and listens to AM radio every morning.
the only time they pretend to be a young kid is to get happy meals.
“hey, hey hero i want nuggets”
