[elemental-queen-writes]

Something random that cracks me up in Garashir fanfics is when people write Garak as having a blue mouth and tongue.

I’m Aussie.

And you just turned Garak into a blue tongued lizard, and now I’m picturing him sticking out his tongue and flattening himself and hissing to warn off potential predators. Especially anyone he thinks is trying to pick up Julian.

Date nights at Quarks Bar get a bit more interesting too.

Because not only is he trying to ward off “predators” he’s snacking away on snails and bugs.

He has a UV lamp above his bed.

So, thanks. Thanks a lot.

[tinsnip]

i mean none of this sounds wrong to me?