oh sure, when Lady Gaga gives birth to an alien she's hailed as a visionary and avantgarde auteur but when I do it I'm ”disgusting” and “ruining the vibe at grandpa's funeral”
To be fair, Gaga's alien baby was soft and green and traditionally adorable, and yours was all teeth and drool. Knocking the casket off the bier was pretty gauche, too.
IT'S HOW HIS SPECIES SAYS HELLO









