[guerrillatech]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked "why don't you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?"

Sir, we lead very different lives

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It's not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

[perditionsflames]

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

[orangecitrusring]

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak