Ill Met By Moonlight — I know this is going to make me sound pretensions...

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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

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In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

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Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

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Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

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Do you see the difference?

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op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

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How can OP be a vampire if they misspell pretentious?

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Oh all of sudden vampires can’t make typos? What all of sudden vampires can’t be illiterate? Get off my dick