Ill Met By Moonlight — katherynefromphilly: a-room-of-my-own: luckiselki:...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bmouse
potedo

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

literal-ghost

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

wind-up-martyrbot

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

danipup

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

mudwerks

and taunt you afterward

anaisnein

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

lokispriestess

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

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kangaroo^

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wallaby^

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kangaroo^

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wallaby^

anaisnein

this is just so fucked up

luckiselki

Awww, roos can be cute too:

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Unless they wanna beat your ass:

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a-room-of-my-own

Why do they look like rabbits who are into CrossFit?

katherynefromphilly

Reblogging for “rabbits who are into CrossFit”