Ill Met By Moonlight — Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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asterosian

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

asterosian

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@jaekaeyay here ya go

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elisamaza

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

asterosian

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog