Ill Met By Moonlight — little-urban-witch: theinfiknight: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vaguely-disreputable
havenfable

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

labelleizzy

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

skywardkonahriks

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

theinfiknight

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

little-urban-witch

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”