[magicallysapphic]

fic writers will write the most beautiful poetic thing you’ve ever read and then you speak to them irl and they cannot string a single coherent sentence together

[elvimoon]

Not to start anything, but editing is the answer.  Writer’s have time to sit with something and get the words just right.  Verbal conversation does not have that buffer.  And some folks find written communication easier than oral.  

[preludeinz]

Actually the answer is that I am unhinged.

[theoldaeroplane]

I can just say things with my mouth and nobody can stop me. Not even I can stop me