Patient: *has a bunch of different symptoms without a clear cause*
Doctors on medical shows: right I’m ordering every single test or scan available, I want a specialist from every department paged to take a look at this case and I want this group of interns looking into every possible rare disease that this patient might have. We won’t let this patient leave until we’ve gone above and beyond to help them. Let’s go people!
Doctors in real life: lol idk the three basic blood tests I did came back normal so it’s probably just in your head or something.
