[Embedded video, older quality, echoes of people working in the background]
Director Woody Allen is facing model Twiggy, his back ¾ to the camera, and the clip starts with him finishing a question or topic of discussion. Subtitles for their dialogue are displayed in Russian across the bottom screen.
Allen: …Your views on serious matters.
Twiggy: About what? [Her eyebrows drawn forward, she looks at Allen pensively]
Allen: I don’t know, who’s your favorite philosopher?
Twiggy, eyebrows raised and smiling in sheepish surprise: I haven’t got one, (here she laughs, sticking out her tongue playfully), I don’t know any. Who’s yours?
Allen: Oh (he leans to the side suddenly, adjusting himself, his voice picks up nervously, stuttering) I, you know, I, I like, I like them all, haha!
Twiggy (smiling, eyes following his movements): Who?
Allen: All your basic philosophers–
Twiggy: Who?
Allen: Just, all of them–
Twiggy: I don’t know their names, I don’t know.. (Her smile drops as she stares at him, head tilted, seems to grimace in confusion at his hedging)
Allen: Oh, I, ah, see there’s a host…
[Clip ends with a close up on Twiggy’s face as she starts to politely smile again.]
(I had to type this all out, however badly. Just makes it funnier and pathetic)
Also important to mention that she was 17 and he was 31.
