Ill Met By Moonlight — parakeet: ahagoat: parakeet: parakeet: my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
deepspaceace
parakeet

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

parakeet

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

ahagoat

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

parakeet

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes