Ill Met By Moonlight — Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and...

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great-and-small

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

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(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

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