Ill Met By Moonlight — “This poem doesn’t rhyme.” Dude about to make...

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patrickmckinney
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“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

fuck you

curiooftheheart

The first line is six syllables.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

curiooftheheart

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

curiooftheheart

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

haiku-robot

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em



^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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