Ill Met By Moonlight — vampires have been drinking human blood for...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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failchild

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

sadpearonmars

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”