Who knew I'd be bawling my eyes out when everyone on Deep Space Nine "dumps" their spare furniture and glasses and booze on Quark after Brunt has taken all his assets... I really must be exhausted and overdue a vacation.
Julian Bashir: Quark, where do you want this?
Quark: What is it?
Julian Bashir: A case of Alvanian brandy. A patient sent it as payment but I can’t accept it.
Quark: Nice try, Doctor, but I don’t want your charity.
Julian Bashir: Oh, it’s not charity. I find it undrinkable. So do you want it or shall I dump it?
Jadzia Dax: Quark. My sister sent me these. I thought you might want them but they’re really ugly.
Rom: They’re not as ugly as the old ones, but they’re pretty bad.
Quark: This is all very amusing, but I can’t start a bar with a case of bad brandy and a set of ugly glasses.
Benjamin Sisko: Quark!
Quark: Yes, Captain?
Benjamin Sisko: We’re doing some structural repair work on level two of the Habitat ring. We need a place to store some extra furniture for the next few months and it looks like you have the room.
Odo: Captain, where do you want me to put all this furniture?
Benjamin Sisko: We have three levels, Constable. Use them all.
Odo: Understood.
Quark: Captain, you can’t do this! Not without paying a storage fee. A minimum storage fee. Practically nothing.
Benjamin Sisko: Send me the bill.
Quark: All right. Don’t just stand there, Odo. Move it all in.
Rom: Look at them, brother. And you thought you had no assets.
Quark: Sisko, Dax, Bashir, Morn? They’re my assets?
Rom: To name a few.
Quark: I guess you’re right. I need a drink.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4: Episode 25 – “Body Parts”
