Ill Met By Moonlight — I hope that when B'elanna Torres got back to...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I hope that when B'elanna Torres got back to Federation space she got to break the nose of whoever came up with the bio neural circuitry.

B'elanna: My ship was fucking allergic to cheese. Turn you location on I just wanna talk. I just wanna talk really I just wanna ask why my ship was literally lactose intolerant I just wanna know who came up with it so just turn on your location cause I just wanna-

Random Federation Engineer: *Sweats*

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I just… 😂😂 this is so true and it needs to be a recurring theme/joke in fic that Voyager is lactose intolerant. 😂💯