Not to give the French any credit but if my city had miles and miles of dangerous skeleton infested catacombs beneath it I'd be holding masquerade balls and vampire orgies down there EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
what do you mean skeleton INFESTED?! they live there! they’re a natural part of the ecosystem!! an integral part of the masquerade ball and vampire orgy ambiance!
They might live there, but an absence of natural predators has caused a population boom and now they're over consuming the cobblestones and molds down there









