[prokopetz]

The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse and I’ll grant that this would probably scare me, but a blood raven, well, that’s just a guy. I am 100% prepared to believe there’s an actual bird species by that name.

[cargopantsman]

dire bushtit

[welcomedmachine]

consider also the

greater deathtit

[anais-ninja-bitch]

ketamine woodpecker would at least give me pause

[cargopantsman]

@cryptotheism are ketamine woodpeckers cool or banned?

[cryptotheism]

They’re invasive to this plane and it is your DUTY to kill them ON SIGHT