It took exhaustive research, sifting through teraquads of data, separating fact from rumour… but eventually, I arrived at the truth.
Captain…?
Happy Birthday.
[Image description: a gifset from Star Trek: Voyager featuring Janeway and Tuvok.
Tuvok holds a blue cake with one lit up candle in the centre of it. Tuvok stares at it as Janeway waits for him to blow out the candle, she then gestures to the cake and says, “Well? You’re supposed to blow oht the candle.”
Tuvok looks at her and says, “That is not a Vulcan custom.”
Janeway says, “Humour me.”
The computer beeps and says, “Captain to the bridge.”
Tuvok watches Janeway leave and continues to look uncomfortable as he holds the cake. Janeway stops and says, “Well?”
Tuvok blows out the candle and Janeway smiles at him, Tuvok quickly says, “It was a fire hazard.”
Janeway smiles brightly at him and then turns away.
/end image description]
[Caption: It took exhaustive research, sifting through teraquads of data, separating fact from rumour… but eventually, I arrived at the truth.
Captain…?
Happy Birthday.]
