Ill Met By Moonlight — If there were sabertooth fish were there...

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Anonymous asked:

If there were sabertooth fish were there sabertooth birds?

bunjywunjy answered:

yes, actually! 

meet Pelagornis, an extinct giant seabird that treaded the skies until about two and a half million years ago.

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they lived mostly on a diet of slippery fish, hence the ridiculous chainsaw beak! 

but they probably ate other creatures too, because, wait for it, WHAT DOES A 20-FOOT WIDE BIRD EAT?

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ANYTHING IT WANTS!

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sorry mister size-comparison man, rip. we hardly knew ye.

so yes, once upon a time there was a saber-toothed bird the size of a fucking hanglider.