Ill Met By Moonlight — Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo,...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

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It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

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I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children's shampoo

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Well okay let's do this

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The flavor is indescribable. It's like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I'm pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It's !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)

The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom's bathroom

Overall 6/10, I'm gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I'm gonna do with the rest of the bottle

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Update my tummy hurts

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I assure you these plastics were very macro