Ill Met By Moonlight β€” Kidnapper: I have your partner. Julian: What? I...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Julian: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Julian: Oh my god, you have Garak.

Julian:

Julian: It's okay, he'll make his own way home

Kidnapper: What do you mean he'll make his own-

Kidnapper: *lots of noise and muffled screams*