I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.
Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-
Kermit: it’s the muppets show!
Female Chorus:
It’s time to burn the incense,
It’s time to slay the sheep,
It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!
Male Chorus:
It’s time to raze existence,
It’s time to banish light,
It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!
Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?
Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know
Statlor: your life becomes a torture
Both: when we begin the show!
Chorus: And now let’s get things started!
Audience: Why don’t you get things started?
Kermit: It’s time to get things started,
All:
On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,
This will be your final muppets show!
