A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
requested by frontier001
Wake up, babe. New Rule of Acquisition just dropped. 
Brother, father, radical socialist hero.
Captain Nog Forever 💔
bitches will use driving their nephew to college as an excuse to smuggle contraband across state lines and be like can’t help being a gemini
i have to apologize for this post since i later learned that quark is canonically a cancer but it still stands
And like all Cancers, he grows on you.
thing rom has actually canonically done
i love him so much,
- started a union
- inspired his fellow workers to join said union, even though most of them were ferengi and it is literal heresy in their culture to even speak the word
- was fully committed to said union even after his brother was beaten as a message, even under actual, literal threat of death from one of if not the most powerful ferengi institution
(also the boss he was negotiating with was the aforementioned brother)- successfully had his demands met
- like rom went so fucking hard in bar association let’s just appreciate him for a minute
R O M M U N I S M
