Ill Met By Moonlight (Posts tagged holy shit)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
starshipvoyeur
tirlaeyn

FRIENDS! FELLOW FANS! MEMBERS OF THE (highly unofficial) ELIM GARAK FAN CLUB!!!!

I come with glad tidings!

Very excited about the news Andy shared with us today: @simonschuster listened to the fans and an audiobook of A STITCH IN TIME is in the works! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/3G8fZU4iXZ  — Sid City (@sidcityonline) July 29, 2022ALT

[IMG ID: A tweet from @sidcityonline "Very excited about the news Andy shared with us today: @simonschuster listened to the fans and an audiobook of A STITCH IN TIME is in the works! [hand clap emoji] " Below the tweet is a photo of a copy of A Stitch in Time by Andy Robinson with Elim Garak on the cover holding an orchid. END ID]

holy shit
platypuswonder
sufficientlylargen

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

tommyeatseaton

okay but what’s updog ?

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

yumantimatter

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

koito-yuu

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

invertedporcupine

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

argumate

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

regexkind

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

another-normal-anomaly

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

identicaltomyself

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

speakertoyesterday

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

mistbornthefinal

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

yumantimatter

What’s a henway?

eversolewd

Oh, about 5 pounds.

holy shit the laugh rule