Ill Met By Moonlight (Posts tagged nsfw)

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In which Garak is dating the dumbest Augment in the Federation

Darling @eilupt​ sent me some drawings as means of a drabble prompt; slight NSFW image behind the cut.

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“Elim?”

“Yes, Julian?”

“What is that thing?”

“What thing?”

“That thing in the refresher.”

“There are many ‘things’ in the refresher, my dear.  I’ll need you to be more specific.”

“You know very well what thing I mean.  The new thing.  The thing that only appeared sometime during my shift in the infirmary this morning. The thing that is attached to the toilet.”

“Does it look rather like a flexible tube with an elongated funnel for a mouth?  That kind of thing?”

“Yes, that kind of thing.”

“When the Federation and the Bajorans claimed this station as their own, they saw fit to install plumbing more traditional to their species.  I was merely remedying that situation for our shared quarters.”

“Meaning?”

“I would have thought you would be able to recognize a Cardassian model toilet, Julian.”

“Yes, I suppose I did…”

“So…?”

“I had my willy caught in that damn thing for nearly an hour earlier!”

“….”

“Are you laughing?”

“You do paint quite the amusing picture, my dear.”

“It’s not funny.”

“You are utterly ridiculous, Julian.  Utterly ridiculous, and infinitely charming.  Your ‘willy’ has escaped permanent harm, I assume?”

“It has - although it might need you to kiss it better.”

“Kiss it better?”

“A human tradition.  Or ritual, if you like.  And a very important one.  Has to do with proper healing… I should know, I’m a doctor.”

“Well, far be it for me to stand in the way of human culture. Come here.”

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mostlyhydratrash

Y'all, what depraved sex act should I feature in my next smutty oneshot?

mostlyhydratrash

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@noxfoxarts @cyrelia-j what on God’s green earth are those?

currentlyunclean

listen. if someone doesn’t draw some fanart of  frickin’  frottin’ they junk all over a Cardassian’s neck ridges i’m gonna be very disappointed in this fandom for not following the rule of 34. bonus points if there’s hairpulling involved okay

mostlyhydratrash

Hm…When I get home tonight, I’ll have to see if I can pose a piece in a way that doesn’t look hilarious. And, not exactly the same, but this is really making me want to write like…face-sitting, but lower? Like, crotch-driven breathplay. Throat-sitting?

guljerry

Bless The Lizard Fuckers.

cyrelia-j

Hooray for Lizard Fuckers and rule 34.

Also, the Cardassian Shocker is like the regular one (ie fingers in both ass and vagina with the ass play being unexpected).

It used to be the 4th search result if you googled “Cardassian dictionary” but not any more.

I would imagine the Cardassian version to be some “fingers in ajan [if you ascribe to that version of fanon xenobiology] with a surprise finger(s) slipping into ass” scenario.

mostlyhydratrash

Oh, with the way I describe Cardassians as having an all-in-one downstairs situation, that’s either impossible or….much more extreme. 🤣

guljerry

Rofl

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nasubionna

ladyvean asked:

I always liked your art for 13 Ghosts better than the actual movie. <3

nasubionna answered:

LMAO, considering how terrible the movie is, that’s a pretty low bar!  ;D
Seriously though, thank you!  Looking at my two drawings again and now I want to re-do them.  I remember being pretty proud of them at the time (and I still really love the backgrounds) but now all I can see is what I did wrong/what I would do differently now.  Sigh….

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ladyvean

I especially like how you got the Angry Princess’ makeup to look smudged around the edges.  So cool!

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