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things that didn’t happen but should have happened: a dog on deep space nine

- quark is terrified by this creature and odo is obviously delighted 

- best buddy with jadzia but worf thinks the dog has no honor 

- sneaks everywhere with jake and nog 

- tries to chew sisko’s baseball sometimes 

- barks everytime kira starts yelling 

 - garak thinks the dog is smart and could take over the obsidian order (julian stops his plan) 

- bites dukat’s ass 

- lives plenty of great adventures with julian and miles in the holosuites 

 - julian takes correspondance courses to be a good veterinary for the dog 

- grunts everytime kai winn visits the station 

- weyoun wants to adopt the dog 

- is fond of damar and ridicules him in front of the other cardassian soldiers 

- some bajoran monks think the dog is a religious figure sent by the prophets 

- morn can definitely communicate with the dog

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A few immediate headcanons about Deep Space Dog:

- Odo is of course insists on training it and when he is around the dog is PERFECTLY behaved

- less so with anyone else on the station, especially Sisko, who tries desperately to maintain a veneer of authority while wheedling it to drop the ball

- Kira in general is annoyed by the dog because it always barks whenever she’s making a really good point, but she tolerates it, and when no one is watching she scratches its ears. The dog’s pagh is strong

- indeed weyoun wants to adopt it but he is horribly allergic somehow. this is part of the appeal for him since he discovers that sneezing is a most strange and pleasurable experience

- sometimes in sisko’s visions the prophets manifest as the dog. It speaks in a voice that Sisko cannot describe upon his return

- protective of Leeta: if a customer gets too grabby in dog’s presence, dog bowls him over

- Damar engages in intense tug-of-war battles with dog, but it sometimes seems to his barmates that he lets the dog win, which they find offensive